Woman Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
مخرج ,,,, ياليت الشباب يعود يومآ ,,,,
,,,,, في السـ؟؟؟؟؟ـمو علو وارتفاع عن الدنايا، ومن سمت همته الى معالى الامور طلب العز والشرف، وسما في حسبه ونسبه ,,,,
مخرج ,,,, ياليت الشباب يعود يومآ ,,,,
,,,,, في السـ؟؟؟؟؟ـمو علو وارتفاع عن الدنايا، ومن سمت همته الى معالى الامور طلب العز والشرف، وسما في حسبه ونسبه ,,,,
مخرج ,,,, ياليت الشباب يعود يومآ ,,,,
,,,,, في السـ؟؟؟؟؟ـمو علو وارتفاع عن الدنايا، ومن سمت همته الى معالى الامور طلب العز والشرف، وسما في حسبه ونسبه ,,,,
08-21-2006
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