This annoying cartoon frog has turned out to have more musical mileage than Madonna. We're not sure who they are, but some people, somewhere, must be creating such a crazy demand, the croaker has released a second album.

So just one year after his debut single rudely leaped into our consciousness (and the charts, bagging the No1 spot for weeks and selling millions of copies across Europe) they present... More Crazy Hits.

So can things get any crazier? Well, although the Frog is a German invention, there's the patriotic World Cup single We Are The Champions (Ding A Dang Dong). Continuing with the Queen massacre - sorry, tribute - there's also Ice Ice Baby, which samples Under Pressure, and a remix of the Knightrider theme called Crazy Frog In The House.

Add a "unique take" of Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy, DJ Otzi's Hey Baby and Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive (not sure if you will after listening to this though) to ear-blasting versions of Nellie The Elephant and The Final Countdown and you have the most irritating album of 2006 by miles. Buy it and send it to your enemies.